Darn it!
Something's not right with your website.

If you are a new customer, WELCOME! We are still hard at work building your ministry masterpiece.

If you are an existing customer, HELLO! They're a few reasons for seeing this page:

• There may be something wrong with your code, and our team of highly trained developers are working to fix it.
• Your membership fees were declined, and "The Man" shut you down. Just five minutes of your time will put him back in his place, contact us to restart your account.
• You were using your Worship Times website for something that would make your mother cry. Shame on you, now go call her to apologize.
• The Worship Times teams messed up, and we are hunting down the tech that let this happen. 500 lashes with a wet noodle.

Either way, we are here to help. Give us a shout, and we will get this matter taken care of ASAP.

(PS, we still love you.)